Part One - That Thing in the Jungle

The rest of the story will be released by the end of the year


 

Wilkommen Weimar!

Das ist mein Radio Drama.

Ich danke Ihnen, dass Sie meinen Bewerbung gelesen haben, und ich hoffe du hast viel spass beim zuhoren.

Ich mache weiter auf Englisch, mein Deutsch ist sehr eingerostet.

Below are three radio chapters from my first book, Jesus Christ and Other Swear Words. It is a topical satire of 150 pages written in a six day bliss - it is told in an A/B format with the A side about God, hungover and uncertain with his newest creation, Earth. The B side containing short stories of Millennial Death, celebrating the common hypocrisies that make life so delightfully absurd.

The radio play begins with the story of Vegan Jessica II on her perfect Instagram Vacation.

Jesus Christ and Other Swear Words

Stories from the Avocado Pit of Despair

Today is the 8th day and God wakes with a hangover and a Crisis. Purgatory is overflowing with indifferent souls! The Mortal Year is 2020 and life just does not look right.

God hires the dead lawyers, bankers and partners of the Big 4 Accounting Firms to consult on a solution.

…. it does not go well.

What do you mean im OUT!!!?? He thundered

“I’m sorry, but The Board has voted”

I Built This. All of This. With my own two hands and you think you can just cast me out!?

“The Board’s decision is final”

It'll be a cold day in Hell before you keep me out of my own home

“Gabriel, please escort God off the premises”

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The start of my Radioplay

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